At the Dunesson's (Minimalistic Christmas #6)

At the Dunesson's (Minimalistic Christmas #6)

The Dunesson's (northern Sweden) are in deepest despair, heading on with Christmas the year of 2103, their whole combined set off Christmas gifts nowatimes cut down to almost (quite) non-existant.

A new giftbearing rule; adopted to ease the workload for Santa, so calls for commonly distributed Christmas gifts with the other namesakes (simply: everyone that holds your name means you need to share Christmas gifts with).

This the new setting disturbed the father figure in the Dunesson's so much that he simply changed his name to Bunesson (!!) (inso becoming the only person with the (sur)name Bunesson) but this led instead, even as if he had countered to gather every Christmas gft for the Bunesson's (father Bunesson), to him gather a gift (really minimalistic) that cannot be changed (and transferrable to other families) (gift voucher for 20SEK at a movie theater).

Later this year - mister Bunesson then tried with gathering another gift by (once again) changing his (sur)name - only this time a little bit more maximalistic in by the name of Andersson (thinking he could prosper atleast something for Christmas as so many gifts were dedicated to families of Andersson's) but too bad this the full giftbearing to all Andersson's went by new television monitors (all (Christmas gifts to Andersson's) coming as with the television brand of 'Andersson').

Not quite so defeated the family father of Dunesson's so tries with yet another surname (new change of (sur)name (this time to Svensson)) and with this the new setting the family father of Dunesson's got a (finally) satisfactory Christmas gift of a bottle of booze (!!).

// Niclas* & Niclas!

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