At the Oskarsson's (Minimalistic Christmas #1)

At the Oskarsson's (Minimalistic Christmas #1)

The year is 2103 (and has been for a while) as the icey pavement solicify the convalescend space for our favourite hero - Santa Claus - out there on his majestic throne just right beside the sleigh driving elf Arnulf, on the one end of the vehicle stock loaded with everything all kids (and adults) wants for Christmas - action figures, pyjamases, dolls, and kitchen supplies.

This time he has made up his mind about what to do with the Christmas giftbearing as he manages his cargo with superease - recollecting over the wishlist of the next house to visit on this his mara-thon quest - the family of Oskarsson's (northern Sweden).

But what was a family of greatness they (could have) got all they wanted for Christmas - if not, a glim reassuring about what (could have) been, this an apparent mishap in Santa Claus calculations, returning a can of horse ligaments to Ernst Oskarsson (family father) and a can of worm oil to Erne Oskarsson (family greatfather).

If this the Christmas was everything they wanted; then why couldn't they reside with, for example, a simple switch, Erne - Ernst; Ernst - Erne? Seemingly contemplating this for a while they went for another, quite simple, solution of just switching the store reciept for their aquired gift (Erne - Ernst; Ernst - Erne).

But as the levelling mode of this Christmas so swung over in a grand movement (for Erne switching his the reciept to the more expensive gift) this couldn't have been the end no matter how much Erne wanted it to be.

In another grand gesture, remodelling and remodulating the Christmas procedure, Santa came with the scaling idea of relieving the end of the feud(?); in what (could have) been a command (if nec-essitated by every other being than Santa) of a switch of this the Christmas gift of Ernst to Erne and the birthday gift (of Erne's last birthday 21st of January) (dandelion wase) of Erne to Ernst.

// Niclas* & Niclas VIII

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