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At the Runesson's (Minimalistic Christmas #5)

At the Runesson's (Minimalistic Christmas #5) Not that they hadn't celebrated Christmas in an untidy nonproblematic way but weddings where just that little more funky the family of Runesson's (northern Norway) collate as they are hit with two weddings this December negating their one Christmas (2103) (!!). So large was this scheme that Santa Claus - the conductor of it all - cleared the scene with atleast some knowings of how to orchestrate a celebration as this. The validation of the event (this the first wedding of the Runesson's) was the hiring of a wedding singer and a professional speech writer (and speech artist). 'I'm normally not an orator at weddings but an accomplished orator at Christmas!'. 'I'm normally not a singer at weddings but can surely muster up some Christmas songs!'. The calibration of the event (this the second wedding of the Runesson's) was the hiring of an enter-tainer and speech artist (in a speech writte...

At the Sunesson's (Minimalistic Christmas #4)

At the Sunesson's (Minimalistic Christmas #4) Everpresidently Christmas is here in the secretly (magically; cosmically) white farmyard of the Sunesson's as they awaits Santa Claus' entry into their living space. Evermounting is the song of Santa Claus as he takes on the family of Sunesson's knowing that he will have to rush as he is 25 seconds behind in his schedule (as he got stuck in the elevator at another household). Eversomoore is the line of Santa Claus as he prepares for this his next target (the family of Sunes-son's), studying and calculating (the appropriate wishlist and naughtylist respectively), knowingly of the fact that he will need to clear these giftapplicants (the Sunesson's) in 20 seconds to once again be inclined in this the Christmas giftbearing 2103. Everpresently Christmas as Santa Claus then, as he is now in the close vicinity of his intended target (the Sunesson's), marks this household in his notebook as having 11 children - ...

At the Phillipsson's (Minimalistic Christmas #3)

At the Phillipsson's (Minimalistic Christmas #3) Santa Claus steers his convoy through the cold landscape of Christmas time of northern Sweden with his next stop over at the large family communion of the Phillipsson's (next on Santa Claus list of households to refrain) in this the Christmas of the 2103. Nothing could have been better thue - when Santa Claus first faces towards Emil Phillipsson (9-years-old) - as Santa Claus got to double his tally of gifts (to this subject) as he [Emil Phillipsson] postponed his birthday gift (as of 11 December) so as to receive a combined birthday and Christmas gift in the form of a Playstation 5. In the meantime - one sad face among the Phillisson's bemutters his faith as Emil's beliving his faith when Lars Phillipsson (74-years-old) points out that he hadn't received any gifts from either this Christmas (atleast this far out) or the last Christmas (!!). The Christmas giftbearing of the Phillipsson's marches on as 11-...

At the Sevensson's (Minimalistic Christmas #2)

At the Sevensson's (Minimalistic Christmas #2) The year is 2103 and this Christmas is growing ever-whiter for every second w/ (or w/o) the storms that draw gust to all ice - Santa is out there in every weather searching for everpresent kids (and grown-ups alike), not sparing a minute in front of their window reeling Santa on - on this his major journey. But low and behold what has been and what will be - as their was a major flaw in his this the non-disfunctioanlity (nondiscalculable) of the Christmas functions (and procedures) as the Head Elf missed little Evilyn (of the Sevensson's (northern Sweden)) (w/ birthday on this the Christmas Eve) whom should have gotten her birthday gift from Santa (in the morning). Thus; despair at Sevensson's but with little Evilyn having (waiting for) loads of other gift(s) (Christmas gifts) left to be amused over as Santa could be seen just around he block from the Sevensson housing. But what could be seen as Santa Claus draws nearer...

At the Oskarsson's (Minimalistic Christmas #1)

At the Oskarsson's (Minimalistic Christmas #1) The year is 2103 (and has been for a while) as the icey pavement solicify the convalescend space for our favourite hero - Santa Claus - out there on his majestic throne just right beside the sleigh driving elf Arnulf, on the one end of the vehicle stock loaded with everything all kids (and adults) wants for Christmas - action figures, pyjamases, dolls, and kitchen supplies. This time he has made up his mind about what to do with the Christmas giftbearing as he manages his cargo with superease - recollecting over the wishlist of the next house to visit on this his mara-thon quest - the family of Oskarsson's (northern Sweden). But what was a family of greatness they (could have) got all they wanted for Christmas - if not, a glim reassuring about what (could have) been, this an apparent mishap in Santa Claus calculations, returning a can of horse ligaments to Ernst Oskarsson (family father) and a can of worm oil to Erne Oskars...